In my life I have said a lot of things that don't make sense. I know this as they are coming out of my mouth but my brain and my mouth often don't communicate. Unfortunate but true. Every once in a blue moon my husband has the same issue (as I'm sure everyone does lol). I think the two funniest things I have ever heard him say are:
1.) I told him I thought I was pregnant with an alien baby because my stomach was sick. His response? "Ok baby. I think you should have the baby and we should keep it and we should name it Gerrard." Ummm WHAT???
1.) I told him I thought I was pregnant with an alien baby because my stomach was sick. His response? "Ok baby. I think you should have the baby and we should keep it and we should name it Gerrard." Ummm WHAT???
2.) We were discussing Valentine's day plans. He asked what day Valentine's fell on this year. I said I didn't know so he looked on his phone calendar and said (in a surprised voice I might add) "oh look! It's on the fourteenth this year!!!" Um yep that's a shocker champ.
As far as things I didn't ever think I would say here is a short list:
1.) "I don't know the answers to everything at seven in the morning? What do I look like to you? A freaking brain rocket?" Ya. That's telling them!
2.) "Don't step on Elmo. You are going to squash your sister! " So wrong on SO many levels!
3.) Telling my husband "I'm so crazy I'm magenta YO!" I still don't know what that means...
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